More on reviews – is it really that hard??

I swear…

What seems like simple to me seems complicated to most!

A lot of people, at least…

But thats how it is sometimes.

Anyway, I’ve gone hoarse asking for people to leave REVIEWS – especially those that love the product.

I’ve told you why as well!

In short – again, the wackos and trolls with nothing better to do are always happy to leave buttery sticky fingered excuse for reviews like Bozo Schofield does on my fitness friends’s site (which we all laugh at , hehe) ..

And really, if you loved the product, why not spend a few minutes of your day on a review?

Hell, I dont get it – you even get a 10% discount on your next product, and more freebies for simply writing a few lines about how the product helped you, how much you loved the book, etc etc. Thats all I want, nothing complicated.

You can leave it via the link you get in your purchase email – and go on Amazon, Google etc and do so too.

Simple, easy peasy, no?

Apparently not…

But first, my fitness friend emailed me about a guy that wrote back to him, someone in the United Kingdom.

I think people just can’t be bothered.

Well, I can’t argue with that one! Hehe.

I’ve been “ranting” about it for ages, this state of inertia people have worked themselves into – folks – SNAp OUT OF IT!

NOTHING CHANGES UNTIL YOU MAKE IT CHANGE!

Thats not just motivational babbly gobbledook – it’s TRUE!

No, it’s not “governments are doing this or that”. YOU HAVE THE POWER TO CHANGE YOUR OWN LIFE if you SO CHOOSE!

STOP BEING A PASSENGER! FIND YOUR VOICE!

It’s there, trust me…

Anyway, here is what he told this guy “Kevin” (I believe??)

So true, Kevin … Haha. But that state of inertia that people have fallen into is just pathetic in my opinion. People are just falling into the very dangerous trap of “live day by day” – and it’s just getting worse globally.

Remember, things only change if we MAKE THEM change!

But, sometimes there are other reasons too. Hehe. Stay tuned – I’ll be sending out an email shortly on that.

And – if YOU buy a product– do leave a review. Remember, I dont want 5 star neccessarily. Most are that, yes – which is great! But what I really want is honest reviews, they help everyone, and since the trolls and Wackos with too much time on their hands leave ’em, the DOERS might as well too!

Cheers,

(He’s the ultimate in fitness, super stud el supremo, kind of like Mike Watson is the “creme la da creme” of femdom, he’s the “Stella Artois of Fitness”, hehe, and NO, he isn’t a “wife beater!” He doesnt even HAVE a wife as of now, I believe…) .

REad his words.

You can feel REAL MAN STEAMING OFF HIM!

But anyway …

Recently, I spoke about sharing a great review for the book “Pooja Memsahib … JI!” with you.

That hasn’t happened until now, I’ve been wondering why, but didnt ask … because when I do, its usually crickets. Massive ones too!

But, sometimes, like I said, it is what it is…

Check this email from Mauricio – currently translating Pooja Memsahib… JI! Into Spanish (I can hear Pooja outside as I writ ethis, truly sent from the heavens is Madam! Paye lagu, Memsahib JI! You’re the QUEEN of ALL QUEENS!

Joyce might disagree.

But hey!)

Hi Mike! Sorry I had not answered the message before; when I “get lost” for a few days it’s because I can’t really check the messages from the <chopped> platform. Notice that I checked the links you sent me but I did not find the exact place (within both websites) where to leave my opinion on the novel. I don’t know if I didn’t pay too much attention or definitely the Amazon store is too much for me, hehe. If you guide me in a more specific way, I will gladly help you.

Now, his response to a book he was translating was this –

I thank you for your words and of course, I continue working on the novel, which by the way is very good!

(His Dad ended up in hospital with a case of gangrene, had to have part of his lower leg amputated, long story – but bottom line, he was late on the translation – but bottom line – he TOLD ME – which is what counts to me!

Hey, life happens… I get it. And if you TALK TO ME, you TELL ME, I’ll listen! I always have…)

So I had basically sent him very heartfelt condolences – thats a nasty, nasty thing to happen to anyone my friend. I’m sure you would agree.

And since he loved the book, I asked him the following –

Hi Mauricio

Thanks for getting back to me! I completely agree – if one body part gets so badly infected, sometimes there is no choice but to “cut it off” so that the infection doesn’t spread. Sad that it had to happen that way, but on the bright side, your Dad’s out of danger – so thats the good news!!

Glad too to hear that you like reading about “<chopped>” – enjoy the book while you translate it – look forward to receiving the final translated version!

By the way, and if I might ask, can you do up a short “review” for the book too? i.e. what you liked in the book, just a few lines explaining “why you liked it”? This sort of thing really helps, as readers tend to favor books that have been reviewed by multiple sources — so if possible, do let me know (or post it on the English Amazon page if you want) – but either way, let me know!

Him –

Hi Mike! About the last thing you asked me about the book, I want to understand well what you would like me to do: what would you need is a synopsis where the content of the book is broadly shown? Or do you need my personal opinion on the content of the book where I include why I liked it? I am happy to support you in this regard, but I want to understand well what you need. Greetings.

Me –

Hi Mauricio

Thanks for asking and clarifying what I meant! What I basically need is #2 i.e. as you said, your personal opinion on the book, and why you liked it. Like I said, honest reviews really help other people that want to buy the book “decide”, so … Let me know. Thanks again – much appreciated!!

Cheers

Mike

Him –

Hi Mike! Okay, now I understand what you need, and of course I can help you with that. Now tell me: am I sending you the review by this means? Or do you need to publish it in a virtual store where you distribute the book? And let me know if you need it in English or Spanish, thinking from now on when the Spanish version is published for sale (hoping to meet your expectations regarding the final translation)

Him (after a few days) –

Sorry I had not answered the message before; when I “get lost” for a few days it’s because I can’t really check the messages from the platform. Notice that I checked the links you sent me but I did not find the exact place (within both websites) where to leave my opinion on the novel. I don’t know if I didn’t pay too much attention or definitely the Amazon store is too much for me, hehe. If you guide me in a more specific way, I will gladly help you.

Hmm….

Now, here’s the thing.

To me, leaving a review is as simple as “click a button and just do it!” 

Writing it too.

I mean, Google and Amazon make it VERY EASY. Trust me, if Bozo Schofield can do it, anyone can!

And the link in the email YOU get with YOUR purchase – even easier!

Just sign into the site, leave the review after clicking the link, and thats IT. Nothing else required!

But for a lot of people – it’s difficult! Apparently it falls under the realm of “tech” which I really don’t get. To me its nothing but point and click, tech to me is “coding”.

And I dont know, to me, telling someone “put in your email address here” and then “click submit” is like basic level IT to me, which if even a 4 year old these days knows…

But then again, thats the thing!!

Thats what I think.

But thats not what others may feel! Hehe.

I dont know, thats IS one reason I quit I.T support. Hehe. Too aggravating!

But anyway – here was my FIRST response to Mauricio –

Hi Mauricio – T

hanks for getting back to me! All you need to do is write a few sentences on how why and what you LOVED about the book – why you thought it’s great – thats all! Just write it up, and send it to me on here, and thats all thats needed. And – hope the translation is coming along fine – let me know!

Cheers

Mike

I forgot about it, but then I remembered.

He wanted SPECIFICS!

OK …

So i did up two screenshots, and sent it to him.

I also sent him the links.

I’m sure he’ll figure it out from there. With yours truly guiding him every step of the way, sure he will!

Hehe.

But anyway, where is the message for YOU – you might ask me, friend?

Well – it’s this.

IF tech reasons are the reasons you cannot submit the review – let me know!

And I will – I promise – do my best to help you along those lines without saying “it’s too simple” or “I told you so”. Hehe.

Promise!

Pinky. 

And … anyway.

Pinkies and butts aside, I gotta say, take action NOW friend.

SNAP OUT OF THAT INERTIA!

And get the best, most blase and DEBASE book you’ll ever read (until now – Vol #3 on the way!) right NOW.

THe link is right HERE.

CLICK IT!

Best,

Mike Watson