Madam was reading the newspaper, the A/C was buzzing full blast as it always does! She can’t stay without it! And fresh from cleaning her toilet, from licking her asshole in the morning so she could “go” (she’s constipated often!)…

What a Queen she is even though she says she’s not! And she’s one of the best damned translators out there, bar none. She’s translated two of my current bestsellers “15 ways to give him the Ruined Orgasm of his…

It just shows. She’s such a Queen despite not being one, but she knows it! Anyway, I first saw this lady last year in her interactions with the then US President Donald Trump (who in my opinion was the best…

Back in the day, when I started this site, I only had the option to offer digital copies of my books! And even now, although I’ve been selling on Amazon etc for donkey’s years, digital is the way to go…

She is literally so damned perfect! On the cover of Body and Soul in Australia (the magazine, I believe?? Not sure!) no less! You see Madam sitting there in golden dress, or something close to it. She’s fat. She’s AMBITIOUS!…

This one is a short one, and isn’t intended for real customers. It’s intended for those that a) sign up for the list with NO Intention of ever buyin a product. And b) you serial refunders that buy the products,…

Because it is! I dont know what it is with nailpolish, friend. You have perfectly manicured hands, and feet (pedicured). You’ve got nails that look like an expert worked on them daily (like Garima Madam) – or fingernails that look…

Why does it happen? Well many reasons, but as Madam Luna, a lovely older lady throws a fit and deletes yours truly – well, I gotta say it. Sometimes, women are FRUSTRATED. The natural reaction any “real” or otherwise man…

… That stream gushing out of his Asian dick! That soft, smooth, velvet COCK … That real man cock, accompanied by such lovely sexy abdominals, that I just want to kiss him all over – while he WHACKS the BACK…

BOY! But it’s simple, really. Over the past few days I’ve been thinking DEEPLY about cocks – not that I dont always, but Princess Lucy has me on edge. She is truly a Queen and Goddess, perhaps after Princess Joanie…